THANK GOD YOU’RE NOT HERE

FAT TONY’S TRAVEL GUIDE.

IT ALL STARTED WITH AN IDEA

Lying on a sunbed with nothing but sand and crystal blue water as far as the eye could see, the idea came to me and ‘THANK GOD YOU’RE NOT HERE’ was born.

Travelling around the world as a DJ you tend to see a lot, stay in a whole lot of different hotels, eat in some of the best and sometimes worst restaurants, visit beaches, parks and landmarks. I’m not an easy traveller by any means and it’s with that high standard that I hope to deliver to you a side to travel you don’t get in your Sunday paper.

By the end of each article you’ll either be saying “thank god I’m not there!” because I saved you from a potentially disastrous trip… or you’ll be thankful that you’re getting to enjoy a trip so unique that you’re glad so few others will be able to claim they’ve experienced.

We will never bend our reviews to please sponsors. We’ll never sugar coat experiences because we’ve been gifted things. And we’ll try make you laugh a little on the way.

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